Some of my faves are my husband's theories on death when he was a child.
- There were only 2 ways you could die, as he was often warned of the first, getting hit by a car or, as in the old movies, getting shot. As a result, and grandpa was old, he went around telling his friends his grandpa was shot.
- Then he started learning about heaven. How do you get there...? A GIANT Ferris wheel, that's it!
- But wait, if you get on while you're alive you have to die when you arrive at the top... a giant shoots you at the top, of course. (Apparently he forgot getting run over.)
As Naomi carefully decided back when she was two. At the end of the night the moon popped like a balloon. Which is why you don't see it during the day. Then the next night there is a new balloon. - D Pietz
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