Monday, November 14, 2011
You know you're a mother if...
- Your idea of a dream vacation consists of 5 minutes in the bathroom by yourself.
- Your idea of a dream vehicle is anything with a working DVD player and enough seats for an army.
- Your idea of a night on the town gets you back roughly at 9:30pm and sleeping in is up after 7am.
- Your idea of gourmet is anything with the main ingredient of chocolate.
- Your idea of justice is making the elder sibling share so there will be peace among the ranks.
- Your idea of clean is anything within 5 ft of where it belongs or I can't see it with my glasses off.
- Your idea of entertainment is prefaced by the words, "Disney's..." or "Pixar's..."
- Your idea of exercise is wrestling a small crew of rebels into the aforementioned land yacht.
- Your idea of dressing up includes shaving your legs and putting on chapstick.
- Your idea of prince charming only requires brushing his teeth.
Posted by lizzie mc.- at 12:20 AM
Sunday, November 13, 2011
Posted by lizzie mc.- at 11:48 PM